Phobia Candles

Phobia Candles

  • $12.00


Phobia Candles. The Struggle is real. Ugh, life is like, SO hard. Luckily for you, we've created this new set of soy votives to burn away all those pesky first world phobias! Get our Phobia Candles for your own home or give them to your bestie who suffers from one or all of these afflictions. Two ounce candles.

  • Guacophobia: The fear of missing the two-minute window of a ripe avocado. An avocado is ripe for approximately 76 seconds during the third harvest moon of the 88th and 32nd Mayan calendar. For real. There are Vegas odds of you making the perfect guac, unless you like it crunchy or with that rotten tang. Fortunately, we do. Fresh Guacamole Scented
  • Friendophobia: The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later.  *Awkward Silence * Neglected Cactus Scented
  • Shopophobia: The fear of the cashier judging you for your sketchy selections. I only went to the store because I needed to buy my grandpa laxatives and prune juice but I ended up getting milk, Cheetos, seedless grapes, frozen pizza, mouthwash, a bag of charcoal, a turkey sub, doughnuts, and a new hairbrush so the cashier wouldn't notice. Q-Tips and Maraschino Cherries scented.


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