Funny Hand Soaps

Funny Hand Soaps

  • $12.00


Our Funny Hand Soaps are handmade and look great besides being the funniest gift you'll find! These soaps are 6 ounces and no two bars are alike. You're going to love our Funny Hand Soaps.

Besties: And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Grape Hard Seltzer Scented

Bromance: Frisbee golf date? I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie. And what about the weekend guy trips to breweries and sporting events posted on your Instas? I gotta say, I'm loving this new lighter side of you. It's just so precious. Testosterone Light (Teakwood and Cardamom) Scented

Fucking Meetings: Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawnBourbon in My Coffee Scented

Birthday Blues: Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap. Sad Birthday Cake Scented

Frickin' Tuesday: Ugggggggh. How is it only TUESDAY? It's been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he doesn't stop loudly smacking his gum and clicking his pen like some kind of deranged one-man band hoping for a record deal that will never happen, I'm going to write a scathing anonymous note about gum chewing and post it on the bulletin board with all my other scathing anonymous notes. Gum-Smacking Co-Worker (Spearmint) Scented

Karens: Who let her in here? Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe's and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here? Spiky Hair Styling Mousse Scented

A Man's Man: Smells like Alaska. Or what you imagine Alaska smells like while you're watching reality TV and eating Cheetos on the recliner. We think it probably smells like wet bear fur and salmon, or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard. Our Soap for A Man's Man smells more like the latter because we're pretty sure you don't want to wander around town smelling like wet fur and fish. Blizzard Campfire Scented

Parent Teachers: The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes/good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8-year-old YouTuber halfway around the world to show you how to do it? Because I have to tell you: my head is killing me and I'm on the verge of shouting, "FIELD TRIP!" 2019 Nostalgia (Green Spring) Scented

Working from Home: Oh yay...Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? 

Generic Gifts: Smells like a re-gift. Hey, this soap is totally unique and I picked it out of my own gifts just for you. Garden Variety Mint 


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