Are you tired of the same old boring gift exchanges? Looking to add a little spice and laughter to your holiday party? Well, look no further! Dirty Santa, also known as White Elephant, is the perfect game to bring out everyone's mischievous side. And to help you make it even more memorable, we've compiled a list of the best Dirty Santa gifts ever. Get ready for some naughty and nice fun!
1. Muff or Penis Mug
Think you’ve seen a few privates in your time? You have with our Muff Mug, not to be outdone by the Penis Mug! These mugs are complete with images and names. It's guaranteed to give your friends a good laugh!
2. Wet Pussies
Wet Pussies: a tongue-in-cheek collection of well-hydrated felines with amusing captions conveying their innermost thoughts Dripping. Furry. Pussies.
3. Offensive Crayons
You can't get much more offensive than these crayons. Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. Pair these with one of our offensive coloring books!
4. Roach Clips
These realistic looking roach chip clips will make you laugh or cringe. They are sure to freak out the one receiving the gift, and who doesn't love that?!
5. Profane Games
We've got a variety of absurd games that will make game night a wild ride. Choose between games like Rude Hand Gestures, Fuck, Marry or Kill, Shakespeare Profanities, Size Matters Game, 'Effin Birds, and Dragatha Christie Murder Mystery and more!
6. Sassy Socks
These socks are a must-have. Each pair is designed to send a message in addition to being comfortable to wear. We have a variety of styles in Men's & Women's sizes.
7. WTF Notes
Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world's most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two. It's the ultimate FYI. Never be at a loss for words again!Â
8. FAFO Cup
Our cute can-shaped drinking glass comes with a lid, a straw and some serious attitude - who knew staying hydrated could be so much fun with a smiley face and the sassy saying, fuck around and find out on the glass.
9. The Plop Thickens
The Plop Thickens Lavatory Mist! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again!
10. Pet This F*cking PuppyÂ
Bright, bold images of puppies, blankets, rainbows, sunsets, and more, each complemented with a different texture or interactive element, are designed to give readers moments of quiet respite from the onslaught of real-world angst and responsibilities. Guaranteed to calm anyone from a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better. Obviously, not for kids.
So there you have it, the best Dirty Santa gifts ever! Whether you're looking for something naughty or nice, these gifts are sure to bring laughter and joy to your gift exchange. Just remember, it's all in good fun, so embrace the quirkiness and enjoy the holiday season with a little extra humor.